Prop Bets: Washington Mystics VS Los Angeles Sparks 2025-08-31
Washington Mystics vs. Los Angeles Sparks: A Desperation Dose of WNBA Drama
By The Sportswriter Who Still Believes in Kelsey Plum’s Three-Point Shot (Even Though It’s 2.5 Over/Under)
The Setup:
The Washington Mystics (16-24, officially eliminated from playoff contention) host the Los Angeles Sparks (17-20, clinging to playoff hopes like a toddler with a ice cream cone). Both teams are winless in their last two games, but only one has a reason to care: the Sparks are 2.5 games back for the 8th seed, while the Mystics are 5.0 games back and playing for pride (and probably better draft picks).
The Numbers:
- Moneyline: Sparks are a brutal -342 favorites (implied probability: 77.4%), while the Mystics hover at +269 (27.1%). Translation: Bookmakers think Washington’s chances of winning are about as likely as me understanding why someone would bet on a double-double prop for Cameron Brink.
- Spread: Sparks -8.5 (-110) / Mystics +8.5 (-110). The line reflects the Sparks’ 168.5 PPG average vs. the Mystics’ 159.6 PPG, but let’s be real—the Mystics’ offense is so anemic, they’d need Sonia Citron to drop 30+ points just to stay relevant.
- Total: 168.5 points (EVEN MONEY). With both teams averaging 163.9 PPG combined, this line’s a toss-up. Bet the Under if you enjoy watching two teams play chess with a basketball.
Player Props to Steal Your Cash (and Your Sanity):
1. Kelsey Plum, Sparks (Assists Over 5.5): At +106 on FanDuel, this is the most sensible prop here. Plum’s averaging 5.8 APG this season, and the Mystics’ defense is about as leaky as a sieve. Take the Over unless you’re a fan of disappointment.
2. Sonia Citron, Mystics (Points Over 15.5): At -102 on Fanatics, Citron (15.4 PPG) is a solid fade. The Mystics’ 24th-ranked defense (106.3 PPG allowed) won’t let her cruise. Stick with the Under unless you’re feeling nostalgic for her 15-point duds.
3. Kiki Iriafen, Mystics (Double-Double): At +175 on FanDuel, Iriafen’s 12.9 PPG and 8.5 RPG make her a slightly safer play. But with Washington’s 4th-worst offensive efficiency, she’ll need a triple-double just to keep the team afloat. Take the Yes unless you’ve already lost to the Sparks.
The Verdict:
The Sparks win 78-67, buoyed by Kelsey Plum’s 22 points and 6 assists (Over 5.5, cash!) while Sonia Citron scores 14 points (Under 15.5, also cash!). The Mystics’ six-game losing streak hits seven, and Kiki Iriafen almost gets a double-double (9 points, 8 rebounds) but misses the rebound on the final play.
Final Score Prediction: Sparks 78, Mystics 67
Because playoff hope > pride, and the odds said so.
Place your bets, then weep into your beer. It’s going to be a long night for Washington. 🍻🏀
Created: Aug. 31, 2025, 3:50 p.m. GMT