Prop Bets: Washington Nationals VS Chicago Cubs 2025-09-06

Chicago Cubs vs. Washington Nationals: A Laugher in Wrigley?
The Chicago Cubs (-1.5, -180) host the Washington Nationals (+1.5, +160) in a matchup that’s as lopsided as a hot dog on a diet. With the Cubs’ 17- game home advantage and the Nationals’ bullpen ERA (5.35) worse than a toddler’s math skills, this one’s a toss-up—if by “toss-up” we mean a one-way ticket to a Cubs victory.

Why the Cubs Should Win:
- Javier Assad (4.05 ERA) starts for Chicago, while the Nationals’ Jake Irvin (5.42 ERA) tries not to serve up 8 HRs in 6 innings. The Cubs’ lineup, led by Michael Busch (.273 AVG vs. RHP), will feast on Irvin’s fastball like it’s a buffet.
- The Nationals’ bullpen? A free home-run show. Their 5.35 ERA is enough to make a relief pitcher cry into his Gatorade.

Player Props to Target:
1. Michael Busch HR Over 0.5 (-130): The Cubs’ slugger has 24 HRs vs. RHP this season. With Irvin on the mound, Busch might as well bring a lawn chair and watch the ball fly.
2. Game Total Runs Over 9 (-110): With both teams packing power (Cubs: 215 HRs, Nationals: 198 HRs), this game could end with more dingers than a black Friday sale.

The Verdict:
The Cubs (-1.5) win 6-3, thanks to Busch’s HR and the Nationals’ bullpen giving up 3 runs in the 7th. The final score? Less dramatic than a rom-com but more predictable.

Bonus Bet:
If you must take a Nationals prop, back Pete Crow-Armstrong to steal a base (+400). It’s the only thing Washington’s got left to steal.

“This game isn’t close. It’s like asking a penguin to race a cheetah.” – Your Uncle Bob, who knows baseball and also works at the zoo.

Created: Sept. 6, 2025, 10:37 a.m. GMT