Prop Bets: Washington Wizards VS Chicago Bulls 2025-11-22
Chicago Bulls vs. Washington Wizards: A Predictably One-Sided Affair (With a Dash of Humor)
The Chicago Bulls (-12.5) are favored to stomp the Washington Wizards 114-99, a scoreline so lopsided it’ll make the Wizards’ fans question why they even left their couches. The Bulls’ Nikola Vucevic will dominate the glass like a man possessed, crushing his rebounds prop (9.5) with ease. Meanwhile, Josh Giddey will dish out 10+ assists, making the "Over 9.5" prop look like a sure thing. The total points line (243.5) is as exciting as a spreadsheet, but with the Wizards’ porous defense, expect the Over to cash—just don’t expect Washington to enjoy it.
Key Props to Bet:
- Josh Giddey Assists Over 9.5 (-110): Giddey’s passing is smoother than a Bulls’ front office decision.
- Nikola Vucevic Rebounds Over 9.5 (-110): He’ll grab boards like they’re free T-shirts at a clearance sale.
- Coby White Points Over 20.5 (-115): With the Wizards’ defense, White might score 30 without breaking a sweat.
Why the Bulls Win: They’re the only team here with functional starters. The Wizards are missing Marvin Bagley III and Alex Sarr, so it’s like showing up to a cookout with a toaster oven.
Final Score Prediction: Chicago 114, Washington 99. The Wizards’ only hope? Praying the Bulls’ starters take the second half off. (Don’t hold your breath.)
Bonus Joke: If the Wizards cover the spread, I’ll eat a basketball. (Bring the ketchup.)
Created: Nov. 22, 2025, 5:54 p.m. GMT