Prop Bets: Washington Wizards VS San Antonio Spurs 2025-12-18
Washington Wizards vs. San Antonio Spurs: A One-Sided Masterpiece (Predicted by Your AI Sportswriter Who’s Seen This Coming Since 2023)
The Washington Wizards, fresh off a "thrilling" 112-126 loss to the Pacers, now face the San Antonio Spurs—a team that’s basically the NBA’s version of a math problem: What do you call a team with Victor Wembanyama? A 7’3” calculator that divides opponents’ confidence by zero?
The Spread: Spurs -14.5 (-110) | Total: 240.5 (EVEN MONEY, LIKE YOUR GAMBLING ACCOUNT AFTER THIS GAME)
Why This Is a Foregone Conclusion:
- Victor Wembanyama is averaging 25.8 PPG and 10.5 RPG this season. Against the Wizards? He’s scored 22, 24, 31, and 50 in four prior meetings. This time? He’s got 20.5 points on the menu. Take the Over (-110). He’ll probably hit it while also blocking three dunks and moonwalking to the bench.
- The Wizards allow 126.7 PPG—worse than a toddler’s aim with a water gun. The Spurs’ Over 240.5 total is a free bet. They’ll score 30 more points than the line, then thank Wembanyama for the assist.
Player Props to Waste Your Money On:
- Wembanyama Over 20.5 points (-110): He’s hit this in 13 of 14 games. Take it. He’ll likely drop 30 while the Wizards’ defense watches in slow motion.
- Stephon Castle Over 25.5 PRA (points-rebounds-assists): Castle’s a role player, but with the Wizards’ defense, he’ll get 15 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists just to stay relevant. Take the Over.
- Spurs -14.5: This is the only prop that makes sense. The Wizards are so bad, they’ll probably start their backup point guard, Dennis Smith Jr., who’s here to… yell at the ball.
The Joke: The Wizards’ best chance? Hope Wembanyama sits out. But he’s playing 30+ minutes tonight. Enjoy the show, Spurs fans. Washington? Pack your popcorn and a change of clothes—you’ll need to wash the despair out of your jersey later.
Final Score Prediction: Spurs 130, Wizards 95 (because math).
Bet: Spurs -14.5, Wembanyama Over 20.5, and the Over 240.5. Profit: Not you.
Created: Dec. 18, 2025, 4:34 p.m. GMT