Prop Bets: Wisconsin Badgers VS Alabama Crimson Tide 2025-09-13
Alabama vs. Wisconsin: A Foreseeable Fiasco (With Math!)
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a game where the Alabama Crimson Tide (-20.5, -1800 ML) are so favored they’ve essentially already celebrated in the locker room. Wisconsin (+20.5, +900 ML) will need to invent time travel to keep up—21st-century football won’t cut it.
The Numbers, Because We All Love Math:
- Moneyline Implied Probabilities: Alabama’s 95% chance to win (per decimal odds of 1.05-1.07) suggests bookmakers think Saban’s squad could win 40-0 in their sleep. Wisconsin’s 9-10% chance? That’s the statistical equivalent of “maybe a miracle.”
- Spread: Alabama -20.5 (-21 in some books) implies they’ll outscore Wisconsin by the length of a touchdown, extra point, and then some. For context, that’s like betting your neighbor can’t eat a whole pizza before you finish a salad.
- Total: 45.5 (even odds on over/under) is suspiciously generous for a game where Alabama’s defense might make Wisconsin’s offense question its life choices.
Player Props?
None listed here, but if you had to guess, a prop betting on “Alabama’s lead at halftime” (+30 or higher) would be a safer bet than a Wisconsin QB completing 5 passes.
Final Verdict:
Alabama will win by enough points to make the spread look like a suggestion. Wisconsin’s best play? Hope for a mercy rule. Stick with the Under 45.5 unless you enjoy watching one team play 4Q garbage time.
Prediction: Alabama 38, Wisconsin 7. The only thing closer than this spread is your ex’s texts after a breakup.
Created: Sept. 13, 2025, 1:10 p.m. GMT