Prop Bets: Wolverhampton Wanderers VS Arsenal 2025-12-13
Arsenal vs Wolverhampton: A One-Sided "Thriller" Where Wolves Won’t Howl
The Matchup:
Arsenal (1.12 implied probability of 89%) vs. Wolverhampton (21.0 implied probability of ~4.5%) — a clash of Premier League titans and… well, the team that’s basically already mathematically relegated.
Why Arsenal Will Win:
Because Wolves haven’t won a game since the last ice age (eight straight losses), and Arsenal just trounced Club Brugge 3-0 with Noni Madueke looking like a superhero. Plus, Wolves’ "star" Marshall Munezi is injured, and their attack resembles a deflated balloon. Arsenal’s attack? It’s a symphony featuring Viktor Gyokeres (-155 to score), Bukayo Saka (100 to score), and Eberechi Eze (105 to score). Let’s just say the math checks out: 89% chance of an Arsenal win isn’t a prediction—it’s a certainty.
Key Stats to Mock Wolves With:
- Wolves’ last win: Prehistoric (they’re 0-8-0).
- Arsenal’s home form: They’ve scored 2+ goals in 90% of their last 10 games here.
- Over 2.5 goals: 1.57 (implied 64% chance). Under 2.5? Probably a fool’s bet.
Player Props to Bet On (Because Why Not?):
1. Viktor Gyokeres to score anytime: -155 (You’re basically getting paid to take this).
2. Bukayo Saka to score: 100 (He’s the real deal; don’t @ me).
3. No Scorer for Wolves: 2000 (Because their attack is less reliable than a WiFi connection in a bunker).
The Spread:
Arsenal -2.5 (-110). If you’re feeling spicy, take the points on Wolves (+2.5, 1.72 implied chance). But only if you enjoy losing money.
The Joke No One Asked For:
Wolves’ best bet? Praying Arsenal’s Gabriel Martinelli (145 to score) slips and gifts them a goal. Failing that, their best hope is that the referee invents a new sport during halftime.
Final Verdict:
Arsenal 3-0 Wolves. Gyokeres scores a hat-trick, Saka assists, and Wolves’ fans collectively question life choices. Bet on the obvious, laugh at the props, and maybe, just maybe, don’t take that +21.0 Wolves money. You’ve been warned. �🐺
Created: Dec. 13, 2025, 5:12 a.m. GMT